Pug Life

First things first: it’s going to be over so soon! Like, in a matter of hours.

Second: everyone is not having all the crazy fun you imagine in your loneliest heart of hearts. Sure, some folks are having a blast. But there are plenty of others who are sad, ambivalent, confused, or just plain sick…

Posted on December 31, 2012 via Sara Benincasa Lives Here with 178 notes

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SORRY I COULDN’T BRAID YOUR HAIR, EMILY. NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS.

It’s okay, I like talking to you more than I like playing salon. You’re really smart, plus you ate Cindy Meyers for me.

SHE ASKED JIMMY TO THE DANCE WHEN SHE KNEW YOU LIKED HIM. I DID WHAT ANY FRIEND WOULD DO.

She was a total B-I-T-C-H.

THAT SPELLS BITCH!

I know. I’m really good at spelling. So is Jimmy.

YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER.

We are now that Cindy Meyers is gone.

(via ambivalent-femme)

Posted on November 10, 2012 via ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS with 25,884 notes

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